Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????
lol lol thanks guys im glad i made you laugh is this what having friends is like
I got rly confused at first bc that’s my moms contact name.
Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?
Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.
Tina: Not even after it’s born.
Ellen: Not even after it’s born?
Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.
Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.
All the awards.
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Reblog forever until everyone groks.
i didn’t know what grok is so i googled it
To grok /ˈɡrɒk/ is to intimately and completely share the same reality or line of thinking with another physical or conceptual entity
once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
i like to imagine that the reason the o-pin looks like the player pin is solely because megs commissioned it from H and was like ‘just make it look official ok’
and H was like ‘that’s some shady shit right there but fine god” but then realized ‘i’m too lazy for your shit right now megs i’m just going to colorswap the player pin’
and megs was like ‘this is just a colorswapped player pin’
and h was all ‘YOU SAID TO MAKE IT LOOK OFFICIAL, AND I DID.’